Kandy Karl v2 - Smoothie Sour
Fruited Sour | 375ml | ABV 8.0%
Back by popular demand and now boasting 200% more Karl, we insist all ride-goers pass the height test and sign Karl's suspiciously handwritten waiver before climbing aboard this questionably engineered ride. Karl's cranked the Froot Units™ well beyond the legal limit. Get ready for a drumload of kiwi, passionfruit and strawberry to stage dive down ya candy hole. Creamy banana, vanilla and milk sugar pile in behind, making this shiny disco smoothie extra thicc. Bright acidity bounces off ya tongue like tiny baby Karl’s disappearing into rainbow-coloured clouds of poor life choices, finishing with lingering undertones of mischief and misfortune. Karl sold separately. Batteries not included. Side effects may include a sparkly personality on the inside.