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Pastor Of Muppets #2

Behemoth Brewing Company

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IPA | 330ml | ABV 6.5%

Pastor, Pastor. Pastor of Muppets, you goin to jail. Pastor of Muppets you’re goin to fail. But scammin the poor, you’re sure to make bail. Pastor. Pastor. Here in Mt Eden in prison is where you will stay. While you're in, your people still pay. Cost them a bunch just to allow them to pray. Pastor. Pastor. This Hooch may actually be made on the corner of Dominion Road and Chalres St a good 2.1km from Mount Eden Correctional Facility. But we are pretty sure that some hooch is likely made at that site (don’t want to blow our own horns but it is probably not quite as good as this stuff).

We have taken loads of New Zealand's finest hops. Nelson Sauvin, Motueka and Riwaka giving Gooseberry, Orange, Lime and Tropical Vibes. Enjoy this beer and don’t listen to religious blowhards who put other people in danger and rip off the poor.

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